War...GOOD GOD!

So war is our next assignment. I'm going scouting today to find a field or hopefully some dirt mounts to piece together an epic food fight. I want to take a WW2 perpective on it with dirt mounds but if thats not possibly WW1 trenches would be awesome. Pump in some fog for dramatic effect. I'm thinking about how in South Park they redid "Saving Private Ryan" and they changed all the guns to walkie talkies which was satirizing Speilberg's ET where they got rid of all guns and replaced them with walkie talkies in the theatrical re-release. Its this type of idea I want to run with. No guns just food. I also am planing on having someone video tape the whole experience. This will not be just a photoshoot but more like a theatrical recreation of a never fough epic battle.